Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Eye Meds.

Photography Prints

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

magical shoes

I'm a nine!

I was meeting a friend at a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.
"Nine." I heard one whisper as I passed.
Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me as 9 out of 10.
"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in they were speaking German."

Sunday, June 20, 2010

inadvertent UFO

fss ufo, originally uploaded by korvinsnerf.

I shot my first UFO pic. I didn't mean to. Just happened. Ok,here we go, two years ago I took some pics , I overexposed by two f-stops underexposed by 2 and shot a proper exposure. I was going to combine them in Photoshop. Gonna make a pretty picture. So today I was going through some old pics,stumbled across these and combined them in Photoshop,so far so good. I wanted to clone away some white spots.I zoomed in and saw thie UFO. I don't believe in UFO's but here it is. I checked the original exposures and it is in them too. So anyone want a genuine UFO pic? Go to

Look at the zoom box that is second from the right and second from the bottom.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Three Roses

Howdy, I received a request to explain how I made 3roses. Okay, here we go. Using a Canon EOS XS camera with a 50mm f1.8 lens I shot three roses at the Ocean City Flower Show.
Using Photoshop I adjusted levels,and curves.Changed the Image size and ran Fractalius plugin. Simple,5 minutes.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Same tulips different layer

Same tulips different layer, originally uploaded by korvinsnerf.

Same tulips different layer.

flowers photos

Pretense or Vision...

I'm not so sure this is just some pretentious crap from a talentless hack.I didn't go to The Sorbonne or even The Cayahuga County Community College Art program but I'm thinking this picture is artisitic . So think what you will, I like these tulips even if I did Photoshop them to within an inch of their lives.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Before it is too late...

Before it is too late..., originally uploaded by korvinsnerf.

Help save the historic Cape May NJ Lighthouse. Careful observers have noticed a slight bending of the structure.
Sure the parking area is well lit at night, but I have a feeling that the light shooting off into space might attract aliens who will eat us.