Saturday, July 31, 2010

Los Estados Unidos de Mexamerica




I feel sick about this, but maybe I'll have to get used to it. As you all know The Peoples Republic of China owns nearly a trillion dollars worth of U.S. Treasury securities. What you may not know is that China also owns nearly 350 Billion dollars worth of Mexican securities. This is money owed to China, much like a credit card balance shows how much money you owe to Visa or Mastercard. Like Visa or Mastercard, once what you owe becomes nearly impossible to collect on, certain offers may be made to you, to allow you to pay off your debt.Visa, realizing that getting back some of the money they lent to you is better than getting none of it back, will make an offer of compromise. Well guess what folks? China has made an offer of compromise to Mexico. This offer comes with some very serious conditions. And the sovereignty of our nation is being used as collateral.
How we got into this mess will be written about for generations, but in a nutshell we spent our way into a situation where our government is being coerced into settling this debt. Good you say,finally we will be out from this massive debt burden, industry will invest in a reinvigorated US economy. It's a win ,win proposition. So what's the catch?
China needs something in return for their investment in this country, they will not walk away from a trillion dollars with nothing to show for it. China needs food,plain and simple. We have farmland. Mexico has farmers. Put them all together and you have this, Mexico will provide affordable labor to grow crops for the Chinese people on land formerly controlled by America. The US government is negotiating legislation to declare eminent domain over nearly 68 million hectares of land in parts of the states currently known as Arizona,New Mexico,California,Texas. This new territory combined with northern Mexico will be administered by a territorial government, comprised of 3 delegates from the Peoples Republic of China,2 Delegates from the United States of America and 1 delegate from the Federal Republic of Mexico.

Mexamerica as it will officially be called will not be deporting any residents of the territory and after a brief period of martial law, not to exceed three years, the rights and responsibilities of the citizens will be very similar to those they enjoyed by citizens of the USA. I hope you get a chance to read this. I have posted it thrice and each time it gets taken down by unknown agents. Spread the word,more details will be coming and I have linked to these sites CBSNews, CNN,BBC America, XinhuaNews. Verify this,copy what you find to a flash drive,get the word out.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Share a recipe day!

July 28th is international share a recipe day. Here is my contribution!
In celebration of my white American lower middle class ethnicity I bring you a mouthwateringly great recipe.
You'll need.
2 slices of fresh white bread,preferably Wonder© bread.
1 cheap hot dog
1 heaping tablespoon of Hellmans Mayo
vlasic pickes.

1.Slather bread with mayo,slice hot dog and place on the bread add pickles and top with remaining slice of bread.
Eat it cold.
Or for a fancy treat, microwave on high for 30 seconds,don't burn your mouth and enjoy.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Star trek was true.

Hundreds of new planets have been discovered by Nasa's new space probe, sparking new hope of life outside our solar system.

Up to 140 of the newly-found planets are rocky and Earth-like containing both land and water, conditions which could allow simple lifeforms to develop.

The Kepler probe - which constantly monitors more than 150,000 stars for tell-tale signs of planets orbiting them - also may have found five new solar systems, Nasa said.

Kepler spacecraft

Discoveries: An artist's impression of the Kepler spacecraft, which uses an astonishing 95 megapixel digital camera to look deep into outer space

'While an exhaustive study remains to be done, the implication is that many planetary systems have multiple planets,' William Borucki, the mission's principle investigator said.

The data relates to the first six weeks of the probe's four-year mission after it was launched last year.

Scientists hope the early discoveries will lead to many more, including multi-planetary systems which give life a better chance to evolve.

The Kepler space probe examines distant stars by monitoring the light they give off.

Kepler

Field of view: The Kepler spacecraft is examining three constellations containing 156,000 stars

New planets orbiting such stars will block radiating light, and this tiny decrease is measured and interpreted to show the size and nature of the objects.

The probe monitors three constellations - Cygnus, Lyra and Draco using a special telescope equipped with a 95 megapixel camera.

To qualify as a 'candidate planet', the telescope must record light being distorted three times to ensure the results are not just an anomaly.

The initial findings mean the number of habitable planets in space could run into millions.

Earth

More of the same? The probe has revealed a number of planets, may believed to be similar to Earth

Professor Dimitri Sasselov, another member of the Kepler team, said: 'The next step after Kepler will be to study the atmospheres of the planets and see if we can see signs of life.'

Planets found so far include CoRoT - 7b, a rocky glove almost five times the mass of Earth but with a molten side because it orbits its star extremely closely.

The largest is Wasp-17b, which has a radius of 66,000 miles compared with Earth's 3,963 miles.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1297499/Deep-space-probe-finds-hundreds-new-planets.html#ixzz0uk3SKalM

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The crowd is hushed,an eery silence fills the main auditorium at the "I Decide Winner Gets Blogpost© headquarters. Press reporters and assorted fine art devottees are finishing their desserts. Coffee has been served, up on stage a towering figure of manliness is being lowered onto the podium from high overhead. The lights focus a single spotlight on the solitary figure. He lifts his gaze towards the audience as an audible "oooh Ahhh " issues forth from the crowd of nearly nine thousand fans. The moment has arrived. Kevin Sherf himself has graced his legions with a personal appearance, the security force,dogs straining at leashes,attempt to hold back His adoring followers.
Shh! He is about to speak... "Ummm. The cherries were the prettiest and then the moose followed by the Opera singer." OK! There we have it! The Cherries have won, they have pleased Kevin the most! Let's get some reaction from the crowd -Steve Hester what did yo think of the winners?
" TwomoreLonguyislandicedteasplease" great comment Steve. How about you sir? "As the ghost of the lascoux cave painter, I was pulling for the moose to win, but I have enough sense not to question the art deciding thing of Kevin Sherf-Art Decider©." Without further ado,the winners.
GRAND PRIZE-The crowd is hushed,an eery silence fills the main auditorium at the "I Decide Winner Gets Blogpost© headquarters. Press reporters and assorted fine art devottees are finishing their desserts. Coffee has been served, up on stage a towering figure of manliness is being lowered onto the podium from high overhead. The lights focus a single spotlight on the solitary figure. He lifts his gaze towards the audience as an audible "oooh Ahhh " issues forth from the crowd of nearly nine thousand fans. The moment has arrived. Kevin Sherf himself has graced his legions with a personal appearance, the security force,dogs straining at leashes,attempt to hold back His adoring followers.
Shh! He is about to speak... "Ummm. The cherries were the prettiest and then the moose followed by the Opera singer." OK! There we have it! The Cherries have won, they have pleased Kevin the most! Let's get some reaction from the crowd -Steve H what did yo think of the winners?
" TwomoreLonguyislandicedteasplease" great comment Steve. How about you sir? "As the ghost of the lascoux cave painter, I was pulling for the moose to win, but I have enough sense not to question the art deciding thing of Kevin Sherf-Art Decider©." Without further ado,the winners.
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The crowd is hushed,an eery silence fills the main auditorium at the "I Decide Winner Gets Blogpost© headquarters. Press reporters and assorted fine art devottees are finishing their desserts. Coffee has been served, up on stage a towering figure of manliness is being lowered onto the podium from high overhead. The lights focus a single spotlight on the solitary figure. He lifts his gaze towards the audience as an audible "oooh Ahhh " issues forth from the crowd of nearly nine thousand fans. The moment has arrived. Kevin Sherf himself has graced his legions with a personal appearance, the security force,dogs straining at leashes,attempt to hold back His adoring followers.
Shh! He is about to speak... "Ummm. The cherries were the prettiest and then the moose followed by the Opera singer." OK! There we have it! The Cherries have won, they have pleased Kevin the most! Let's get some reaction from the crowd -Steve Hester what did yo think of the winners?
" TwomoreLonguyislandicedteasplease" great comment Steve. How about you sir? "As the ghost of the lascoux cave painter, I was pulling for the moose to win, but I have enough sense not to question the art deciding thing of Kevin Sherf-Art Decider©." Without further ado,the winners.
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Announcing The Winners of the Inaugural "I Decide Winner Gets Blogpost©" Contest.

The crowd is hushed,an eery silence fills the main auditorium at the "I Decide Winner Gets Blogpost© headquarters. Press reporters and assorted fine art devotees are finishing their desserts. Coffee has been served, up on stage a towering figure of manliness is being lowered onto the podium from high overhead. The lights focus a single spotlight on the dashing figure. He lifts his gaze towards the audience as an audible "oooh Ahhh " issues forth from the crowd of nearly nine thousand fans. The moment has arrived. Kevin Sherf himself has graced his legions with a personal appearance, the security force,dogs straining at leashes,attempt to hold back His adoring followers.
Shh! He is about to speak... "Ummm. The cherries were the prettiest and then the moose followed by the Opera singer." OK! There we have it! The Cherries have won, they have pleased Kevin the most! Let's get some reaction from the crowd - Steve Hester what did yo think of the winners?
" TwomoreLonguyislandicedteasplease" great comment Steve. How about you sir? "As the ghost of the lascoux cave painter, I was pulling for the moose to win, but I have enough sense not to question the art deciding thing of Kevin Sherf-Art Decider©." Without further ado. The Winners!

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

The I decide winner gets blogpost contest.

Submissions end 8:00 pm Sunday, July 17th, 2010. Remember no photos,kittens,puppies or children.

Friday, July 2, 2010

just thinking on it



> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was there when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
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> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
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> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
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> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
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> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
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> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is:
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> Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Cakes and Ale.

Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued:

Proctor: I beg your pardon?

Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

Proctor: Sorry, no.

Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin):

``Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale.''

Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination.